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The Chop Session

A 60-minute diagnostic for established creative and ADHD founders who are stuck, scattered, or blocked, and need the real bottleneck named.

A 1-HOUR DIAGNOSTIC FOR CREATIVE FOUNDERS

Only 3 spots remaining at this price.

Returns to £500 when they're gone.

THE REAL PROBLEM

You have been following

The wrong map

You've tried everything. Nothing has shifted.

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You've pushed harder. Hired more people. Rebuilt the approach. Taken the courses. Listened to the advice.

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The business is still stuck in the same shape.

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Here's what nobody has told you yet: the problem is not where you think it is. The real thing is sitting one layer underneath, and until someone is honest enough to name it, nothing you do on the surface will shift.

"The client thinks they have a list of problems. They have one room on fire."

A gardener facing an overgrown plant doesn't add more water. They look at what's crowding the real growth, and they cut. Precisely. Without flinching. That's what this session is.

WHY THIS EXISTS

This came from

my own stuck loop.

For years, I couldn't get my business off the ground. Not stalling after it launched — struggling to get off the starting block at all. Every few weeks I'd move just enough to think: this time. Then back to zero.

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I thought I needed more structure. More consistency. A better plan. I kept trying to build something that would hold a version of me I wasn't — the version that was operational, systematic, able to do the things I told myself a founder was supposed to do.

"Then I got my ADHD diagnosis. For the first time, the loop made sense."

The business couldn't get off the ground because it was designed around the wrong person. Not the wrong idea. The wrong person doing all the wrong parts of it. I'd been fighting my own brain for years.

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When I stopped doing that, everything changed direction.

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Flowerphul CIC went from a nice idea with no money behind it to a bronze medal at RHS Chelsea 2025, a tutor role at McQueens International Flower School, and a six-figure grant pipeline built in year one.

"That shift didn't come from a new strategy. It came from the moment I was honest enough to name what was actually going on."

THE SESSION

This is not coaching.

It's a diagnosis.

Not a strategy session. Not a framework. Not a list of things to do.

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You do not need one more strategy meeting.

You need the one person who will name the thing everyone else has been too polite to say.

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This is a diagnosis. The real bottleneck. Once. Clearly.

How the session works

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Before the session:

You complete a short intake form. What you are working on, where it is stuck, what you have already tried. Karan reads it before you arrive.

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During the session:

One hour. Karan listens to what is actually happening — not the polished version. Not the professional answer. The real thing. She asks the question underneath the question. Then she names it. Not a list of possibilities. The one real bottleneck underneath everything else.

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After the session:

Within 24 hours, one page lands in your inbox. The bottleneck named. The one move. What to cut, what to keep, what to drop. Nothing else.

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You do not need to prepare. 

You do not need to know the answer. That is her job.

WHAT YOU LEAVE WITH

The bottleneck named, clearly, not as a list

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One specific, honest, urgent move

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The clarity of finally seeing what's been going on

"The only currency worth exchanging is what comes easily to you and is hard for everyone else."

You already have it. This is the session that shows you what has been standing in front of it.

WHO THIS IS FOR

You're a creative founder

You are an established creative, neurodivergent, or ADHD founder. You have built something real.

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Something has shifted — growth has stalled, decisions feel harder, or you have drifted into the wrong role, the wrong offer, or the wrong way of working. You know something is wrong. You have not yet found the one person honest enough to name it.

OTHER OPTIONS

Business coach (£300–£500/hr)

Strategist (£1,000–£3,000/day)

The Chop Session

WHAT THEY GIVE YOU

Frameworks

A plan

The real problem named

THE GAP

May not apply to you

Not the named truth

One move. Specific to you.

LAUNCH PRICING

One hour. One cut.

Everything shifts.

£300

£600

First 5 clients only. 3 spots remaining. Price returns to £600 when they're gone.

Sessions are non-refundable. Cancel 24 hours in advance via the booking link or the session is charged in full.

About Karan Rai

The person who helps creative founders find the one thing only they should do.

  • RHS Chelsea Bronze Medal 2025

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  • Tutor, McQueens International Flower School

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  • Founder, Flowerphul CIC: Six-figure grant pipeline, year one

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  • Former Stylist, Harvey Nichols

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  • Former Writer, Good Housekeeping

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  • Undiagnosed ADHD for most of her working life

READY?

One honest hour.

The one thing that makes everything grow.

3 spots remaining at the launch price.

Sessions are non-refundable. Cancel 24 hours in advance via the booking link or the session is charged in full.

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